Wait till you get this one.

Don't get your hopes up too high.

No, no, but I do have to get back to headquarters.

A bird can get to Kansas City a heap quicker than A turtle.

Come in.

While the sassafras tea is steeping, we'll get some of these questions out of the way.

Because it was them that was trying to get the North to secede again.

Why don't you come along with me and we'll get you started on your qualification test.

I got in.

Oh, come in, Colonel.

Was I the highest in the class?

I'm back in the picture, huh?

I saw him in action.

I believe my dear, sweet, sainted mother expressed it best when she said, Bury God, some days it just don't pay to get out of bed.

I hit him in the cast-iron liver.

But he was the highest in his class.

I still have the bathing suit that I wore in the beauty contest at Expo 97 in bug tussle.

He lies in a grave unmarked and unmourned.

He'll have her whooped in no time at all.

I have never been so disgustingly sober in my whole life.