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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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...at mental institutions these days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

2.2s

I mean, it's so rare in men these days...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

3.3s

...but those days are well behind me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I'm not good in these situations.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

1.8s

Eggs are eggs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Eggs are eggs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

1.7s

Well, here we are.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

2.2s

...I was in his hospital room for three days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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I thought we were gonna spend the day together.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

1.6s

So how are the eggs?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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...you really are beautiful, Elaine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

3.1s

- Are you sure? - Oh, quite.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

2.8s

Actually, I'm planning on spending the day with my father.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

2.8s

Well, you showed her who you are.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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Yeah, I went by the hospital to see him a few days ago.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

3.1s

The other day after work, some girlfriends and I went to a bar...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

2.4s

"What are you doing? Get away. Come on."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

2.9s

How long are you gonna be away for, Daddy?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

2s

Well, how long are you gonna keep this up?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

2.4s

- What are you doing? - I'm going to see Fulton.