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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I have never had living-room naked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I don't have enough room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I didn't get my apology.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-Really? -I still have trouble looking...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, I talked to my sponsor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'm not saying anything to you. I'm not sorry. I was never sorry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I happen to have a very steady boyfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You know, I mean, we broke up a few times...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-World War I plane? -No, I'm in my shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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You know, I don't even think we have that flavor, so--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, here's my shower routine. Maybe I can make some changes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't so flexible.