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The Perfect Score (2004)

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Have you ever heard of the term, "Kiss my ass"?

The Perfect Score (2004)

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You don't know my mom, man.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I just told my mom I'm not going to Brown.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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You just don't know my mom, man.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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- Can you talk to yours? - My mom's dead.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I already nailed the math, and plus, you don't know my mom.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I would be a real mom.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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They have a test you're never gonna pass.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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that every Christmas after you go to bed, Dad, Mom and I always sit up,

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I mean, I've never broken curfew,

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I won't. What's up?

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I mean, how do you think Mom and Dad feel?

The Perfect Score (2004)

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but I think your mom's gonna come in with snacks.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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but before you go, my roommates and I are having this discussion.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I don't have any.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I have an idea.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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I mean, if one goes up, they all go up.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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You don't think I would like to sit up with my family on Christmas?

The Perfect Score (2004)

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- That's fucked up. - Yeah, I know.

The Perfect Score (2004)

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If you have something for my page, you have to write it down