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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

I must have picked it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

I never had mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So you're never gonna have sex again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

George, I can't have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

Everything I have I owe to this face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

-ln early Euclidean geometry they-- -George, I have to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

I went to the doctor today. I have mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

I didn't tell you to have a powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-You got an ashtray? -I don't have any ashtrays.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...