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Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.4s

You knocked up my mom and never called her again.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

1.7s

I mean, is there ever a time

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.7s

But you have to swear never to tell anybody.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

1.9s

You have to clean my ass.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

1.8s

What purpose does my life have?

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

1.2s

I have things.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.9s

It's my own fault for thinking I could have pretty things.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.2s

I do. I do like throw-up.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

4.4s

I keep it in case... I ever want to commit suicide, okay?

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.7s

You know, it's the one time I ever splurged on myself,

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.9s

I can't believe I have pierced ears.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

1.2s

Well, I have no idea!

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

1.6s

Uh, yes, sir. Yes, I have.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

1.5s

Because I-I... Look-look at my face.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.4s

She gets all up in my biznatch with those. No, no way.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.4s

How dare you tell me that my life doesn't have purpose.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.5s

I have to make this call count.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

1.7s

All right, can I have one, please?

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.3s

You know, I think I missed my nap today.

Family Guy (1999) - S08E17 Comedy

2.7s

I want you to pierce my ear.