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South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Just don't drink but,...

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking. Right, boys?

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Your dad doesn't drink either?

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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No, my dad doesn't drink.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Bartender! I need a drink!

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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I'm... not... going... to drink this.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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if you must drink, d-definitely don't drive.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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You just can't cut down on your drinking, Randy.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Stan, those people drink. I have new friends now.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Dad, aren't you supposed to like, not drink and drive?

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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I thought you weren't going to drink as much anymore!

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Maybe... Maybe I can force myself to never drink again.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly, that'sa disciprine.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Uh, you you shouldn't drink, because it leads tuuuh bad things.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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believing that only a higher power, God, makes you stop drinking.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Look, I really just need to cut down on my drinking

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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No, cancer is a disease. My dad needs to drink less.

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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I'm not going to drink this! It's a miracle! I'm cured!

South Park (1997) - S09E14 Comedy

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Step 1 is admitting that you are powerless to control your drinking.