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The Simpsons (1989) - S31E19 Warrin' Priests

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I won't be single in Heaven.

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That's how you get into Heaven.

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There's a Chinese proverb about Heaven and Hell.

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or the glasses!

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(gasps) The only way to describe how perfect

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we can bring Heaven here while we're still alive.

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But in the proverb, Heaven is the exact same table, same food,

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Or else what?

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You're going the wrong way!

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You want to hold my gun?

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No, I-I want to go this way. I love God.

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instead of the other way around.

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or just rapture me now.

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Shave faster or no tip!

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-Dizzy or Bird? -John Coltrane

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Or Rabbi Mankiewicz will, dude.

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It's either Chanukah or Hanukkah.

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to you guys straight from my heart.

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-He'll stay with us. -No way.

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or angry at us because we're alcoholics.