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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Why don't you ride to the game with Jake when the van gets here?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I have a three-hour window Wednesdays when the kids are at tae kwon do.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And I designed a logo,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And you know, I'll tell you another thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Aren't you a good sport?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And of course, sex is a given.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You bought a 10-year-old a drum set?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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All right, then. You try and make her happy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Boy, you really don't have a clue, do you, Charlie?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing, and you just look so

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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and I don't have time to mess around with you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Never mix tequila and scotch.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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and somehow become my fault.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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He's here and it's Wednesday.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Judith warned us that you were a pistol.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Thank you, Charlie. Jake, go take a shower.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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It's a shame that Judith didn't appreciate you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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It worked for Romeo and Juliet,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And as God as my witness,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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You know, most of the parents wear shorts and lots of sunscreen,