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Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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No, that'll make great dinner-party conversation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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If I was running for office, I'd ask for the death penalty for double-parkers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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You can serve dinner on my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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...I'm the hit of the party.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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We'll read the letters at the dinner table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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These people invited us for dinner. We have to bring something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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I don't like the idea that any time there's a dinner invitation...

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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- Why don't you wear a heavier coat? - I wanted to look good for the party.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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We never should have landed a man on the moon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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It's a mistake. Now everything is compared to that one accomplishment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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Everybody goes, I can't believe they can land a man on the moon...

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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...and taste my coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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We would've been happier if we hadn't landed on the moon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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We'd go, They can't make a prescription bottle that'll open easily?

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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I'm not surprised they couldn't land on the moon. Things make perfect sense.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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Neil Armstrong should've said, That's one small step for man...

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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...one giant leap for every whining, complaining SOB on the Earth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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Hey, do you believe I got Happy New Year'dtoday?

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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It's February.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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I once got Happy New Year'din March.