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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I have other stuff.

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The other thing is, if you don't like anything...

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...just because George and I don't see each other...

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...that makes other doctors go, I have to see this.

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You stand up and kind of look around at the other people.

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You pretend you read it, but you're really looking at other people.

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Anyway, after we met, whenever we'd run into each other in the street...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Men, on the other hand, if they are physically attracted to a woman...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing.

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I'm gonna try and get off, and get back on going the other way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I get to the top of the wall, the front door...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You have the slowest elevator in the entire city.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

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I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry, the voice said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...she's on the couch.

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Then the cursing started.

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The littler waiting room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I heard the material.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The great thing, when you read Moby Dick the second time...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor...