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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Congratulations, young man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...was the man they most admired.

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Come on, hurry up, old man.

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-My whole life? -Name your price, man.

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-Great party, K-Man. -You got that straight.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and he's the same, and everybody else is different.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Yeah, and she picked the day.

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Garlic and whatnot.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and ruin your pants?

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Well, I'm on the phone with Bob, and I realize right then and there...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and all your risk factors...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and biases of standardized tests.

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And smart, like a computer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...it's your own flesh and blood.

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And after college I got my master's at the Sorbonne.

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And I notice that he's not alone.

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No, I slipped and fell in mud...

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It just seems so clichÈd and obvious.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And she's got some body on her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And then I received a 740 on the English Achievement Test.