Howdy, Mr. Drysdale.

Oh, howdy, Mr. Drysdale.

Oh, Drysdale, you're beginning to bore me.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

Mr. Drysdale, we have started a picture that is going to make Cleopatra look like a quickie.

Chief... And right here, where the Western Street now stands, will rise Clampett City's tallest building, Drysdale Towers.

Hillbilly, that is.

Those hillbillies can't live in Rome.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Oh, on account of course, Granny always wanted a store like this.

Well, that's only part of it, Ellie.

You remember Luke Short's daughter used to clerk in his store back home?

I sure do.

There was 12 of them.

Samantha Jane and Elverna Rose and Priscilla.

Yeah, I remember.

and every one of them got a husband because they clerked in the store and boys could come in and meet them and get acquainted.

And I'm hoping that'll happen around here.

Wouldn't that be something if Granny got herself a husband?

Well, uh, I was thinking about you, Ellie.