The Beverly Hillbilly.

That's the Clampett girl, Ellie May.

Sunny Drysdale to see Miss Clampett.

I've heard the most disturbing reports about the Clampetts.

Mr. Clampett sounds like a very intelligent man.

Miss Clampett, my lips long to taste your lovely hand.

Did I hear you say that it's the Clampett girl you're asking Sonny to date?

Jed Clampett is thrilled at the prospect of his daughter having a date with you.

Hillbillies, that is.

Well, you will have a date with Ellie Mae Clampett, and you'll be nice to her, or I'll cut off every penny of your trash.

Well, when I mentioned to Miss Hathaway that you was gonna be keeping company with Sonny Drysdale, she says, uh, Mr. Clampett, she says, uh,

The yummiest.

Talk about the birds and the bees.

The plates won't slip off on the floor.

That's the truth.

You take the front end, I'll take the back.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

The trampets are here!

Mother, I'm the most popular man on the campuses of three universities.

Is there anything you don't know about the birds and the bees?