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Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

3.1s

That's great. Here I am thinking that my dad actually respects me as a lawyer,

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

3.3s

It's true- I am a defensive driver.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

3.2s

You mean you're defensive about- I know what I am.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2.8s

And, of course, I am just a kook for racquetball.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

1.9s

I love the sauna. That's the dry heat.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

1.9s

Very liberal with the towels. I love that.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2s

Don't you get it? I love your ass.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2.5s

I don't need you as a lawyer anymore.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

1.5s

I didn't take her. She was just there.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2.4s

- But I love you. - Well, you should have thought about that...

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2.7s

Well, I just always pictured you as a tighty-whitey guy.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2s

I mean, for me, it's a locker room.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2s

So obviously, I need strangers to trust me.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2.8s

I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

3s

I believe you have something that belongs to me.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2.9s

Phil, do you take Elm when you come to work? I saw it, Barbara.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

3.4s

Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a sales friend.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

2.6s

You're average. But I was a little thrown by you touching me.

Modern Family (2009) - S01E14 Moon Landing

3.5s

I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. Let me just close my office door.