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Bob's Burgers (2011) - S12E02 Crystal Mess

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and I mess up my note cards and...

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And dreams die.

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And we all die alone.

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‐Ah, no thanks. ‐I'll try it.

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Zeke is trying to break his record

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Uh, we're trying out a new thing.

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"Or in your case, a Cassie‐role.

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Or else my Cassie‐role is grass.

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You're trying to get rid of your weird vegetables.

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Because now you get to try the quick pickles.

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or, uh... just about anything in our report.

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Bob is trying to foist his ugly vegetables on people.

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Did the dolls work, or... what are we doing?

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Oh, sir! Don't forget your free fruit or vegetable.

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Or do it later, maybe. People might not get it.

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Okay, she didn't wave back or look in my direction,

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I mean, I'm not nervous or anything. I‐I feel great.

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Uh, I mean, why try not to be nervous when I definitely am?

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Or that kid just really wants me to look at her watch.

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‐Here's your burger, Teddy. ‐Oh, thanks.