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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.6s

I mean it. Give me the remote and go to your room.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3.1s

- Go to your room. - Yes, like that.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.8s

And it's not gonna work with your wife.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.3s

Your handicap's obvious.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.1s

Don't put your juice box on the piano, it leaves a ring.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.4s

- What's going on? - Nothing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.6s

- Go to bed, Jake. - Okay.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.5s

- Can we watch TV? - Go.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.5s

Then where are you going?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

1.9s

I'm going for a drive.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.5s

So, what's your good news?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.5s

What the hell is going on?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.3s

- No, thanks. - Where are you going?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.4s

All right, keep your knees bent.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3s

Your arm straight and swing easy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.5s

Alan, your wife threw you out.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

3s

Yeah. That's your home-run swing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

2.5s

- for the young phenom. - What's going on?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.1s

- You're going to Judith's, aren't you? - No.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E02 Big Flappy Bastards

4.4s

Mutual kissing. Unprompted, but reciprocated by yours truly.