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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It was a-- Actually, it was a monitor lizard.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Is this a repeat?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Not good. I'm a moron.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...into a horrible, twisted freak.

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Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A long time ago, my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And we had a little powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Wait a second. I know what's happening.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That was a great lunch, Jackie. Thanks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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--I really enjoyed watching a documentary with Louise.