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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- ... I was wondering if he was normal. - No, Elaine, he's normal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, the game's about to start. I wonder where your friend Kramer is.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Boning up on football?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...keep on his good side.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Elaine, what is going on?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You hesitated. - I was blowing on the coffee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What's going on in your mind?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Now, no, come on! - Okay. Okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's like somebody's pulling on wires back here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Then she lays you out on this table.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- No, I can't. - Yes. Come on, I know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Look, it's no secret what's going on between us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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This is what I do. Come on, I'm going this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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When you put on a top like that, what's your thought process?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Jerry, she gives massages all day. She doesn't want to give them on dates.