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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Is Kramer home?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...stand-up comedy may be the career for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're not working on your home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Before you know it, Letterman won't return your calls.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-For instance, the atom. -Goodbye, George.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-All right. -Katie works for Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Thanks for coming back. Graham cracker?

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These people aren't gonna let themselves be flicked...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We were looking for Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, yeah, people really seem to be enjoying themselves.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We were looking for: What is tungsten or wolfram?