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South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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Star Wars to the Chinese forever.

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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Now you will give us the Star Wars technology

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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You see, when the United States created Star Wars

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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Wait a minute. The rights to "Star Wars," the movies?

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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the only reason the Chinese so desperately wanted Star Wars

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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The Chinese simply want to guard Star Wars' impeccable legacy.

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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I own the Death Star, I own Tatooine, it's all mine.

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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but he will no doubt keep Star Wars from the Chinese

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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If you wanna be in the next Star Wars, I'm your guy.

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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or that Star Wars is with people who will protect it most?

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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I told you China would get the rights to Star Wars from Disney

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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Earlier this week, Lucas signed the rights to Star Wars over to Disney,

South Park (1997) - S16E14 Comedy

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I guess we learned that when it comes to Star Wars we can't trust anyone.