Santa Ape did not know what a North Pole was.

That you're a ghost and that Santa Claus is an ape?

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claws.

A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology for Evermore Sancionados.

Well, you should have been listening, because he said that the elves tried to unionize because Santa Ape was using their machines, and then that turned into a war between the elves and machines, and the machines won.