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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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- I guess, if Dennis watches the bar. - That's fine.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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- I told you, I don't want kids in the bar! - Dude, what is up your ass?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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That waitress is picking me up any minute! I was ready to shut down the bar!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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Tommy, come in here, please!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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You're gonna burn in hell!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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- Yeah. - No way. You're involved in the program?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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- I love the smell of protest in the morning. - What?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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- So- - All right. Come on in.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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She is the dirtiest chick I've met in my life.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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anything that you want, anything in the world, all right?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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Uh, Tommy, come on in here, Son!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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You bastards are gonna burn in hell!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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Well, that's- I didn't know you were involved in the program.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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Right in his nostrils, huh? Sounds really uncomfortable.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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- Are you interested in joining our cause? - No.

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All right. I'll see you in a second.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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- Yeah. I've- I've been in the program since- - A long time now.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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So just fill these out. We'll get your information in the mail.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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So if you could point me in the right direction, that'd be great.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S01E02 Charlie Wants an Abortion

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Charlie, what in the hell are you gonna do if this kid's yours?