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F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Phillip, ask that guy to show you something in the back of the store.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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And I can't even afford the shitty one now.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Why can't you slow down? I'm an artist, not an athlete.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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- And you'll be on your way to... - Oh, my God, you guys rocked!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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This is just the beginning, guys! Nowhere but up from here!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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You can "leaf" the drying to The Salad Tosser.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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You owe The Chronicle Journal Record $13.35.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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- Billions! - Not in the sky, you dope!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Why the fuck didn't you help him?

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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- Where the hell have you been? - Nowhere!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Face it, no matter how hard you try, the odds are against you.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Get the fuck back here! I forbid you!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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And I'll cheer you on safely behind the glass.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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You'll hit the books, we'll get you a tutor.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Why don't you cut the muffin in half like everyone else?

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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That's the face. You might get two scoops with that mug.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Oh, you mean that drug addict who fucked up the national anthem?

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Not everybody just gets to waltz through life the way you do!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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Up there all alone, just you and the clouds. Your own boss.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E05 Comedy

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that's the first honest thing you've done all day, you little mick.