getting back to... "Strings to Brent's bow. A) philanthropist."

Sure. Um..put..."David Brent is refreshingly laid-back for a man with such responsibility."

And that's very much like... me.

Um..."Brent mused and then replied..."

- And is there a chick in tow at the moment? - I don't kiss and tell.

and obviously there'd be acting-up pay.

Now we wondered if you wanted to come back for a party on the Friday or leave on the Friday before?

My mum and dad phoned me last night.

Fancy that. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? Brilliant. Well, good luck. I'd better get back to it. Well done mate. Have a great time.

- Go on and get.. Timewasters. - We're really sorry about...

Life is just a series of peaks and troughs...

And when I've finished with Slough, there's Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell.

And people say she's just a big pair of tits.

Once a year we kind of organize this family do, and my mum and dad wanted to know weather we'd like to come.

- No. Lee and I are going to go away. - On holiday?

We'll just get our heads together, I think, and... you know.

That's really flattering. Thank you. Listen, I'm going to say no and...

And it showed me how much I had to offer other people.

- So you play the field? - Well... I don't like using chicks and shit.

- It's only temporary. - I thought that about this job! And I've been here...