Global warming!!

Global warming must be over.

Kyle, it.. it isn't global warming.

It's coming! Here comes global warming! We didn't listen!!

This is a Fox news update: Global warming disaster!

We must try to protect ourselves from the global warming.

It now appears that.. all rumors of global warming were true.

Global warming seems to have struck, as predicted, in the Colorado Rockies.

So does this mean the storm has passed? Global warming is over?

Global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow.

Global warming isn't happening right now. It's not what caused the Beaverton flood.

Ladies and gentlemen, if global warming has in fact already caused the Beaverton flood,

Stop it, stop it! First it was terrorists, then George Bush and global warming

but the fact is no statistical proof has ever been confirmed that global warming exists.

By now the global warming has shifted the climate, bringing on a new ice age.

Yeah! You drive that damn SUV around. You didn't even think about global warming, did ya?!

But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that the flood in Beaverton was caused by... Global warming!

We've just compiled some new information. The flood in Beaverton wasn't caused by global warming after all.

Tom, I'm standing just outside of Chicago where the panic of global warming has already caused countless deaths.

Global warming didn't cause the Beaverton flood. We know now whose fault it is. It was... crab people!