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Saturday Night Live (1975) - S01E01 Music

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Football's kinda nice,

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Football is technological,

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Football is rigidly timed,

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football's a ground acquisition game.

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The object in football is

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because football represents something we are,

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the words surrounding football and baseball,

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Football is played in a stadium,

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In football, you wear a helmet,

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Football is played on an enclosed,

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In football, you get a penalty,

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Ground acquisition. And that's what football is,

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I think it's not surprising that the football advise and...

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But you know, football wants to be the No. 1 sport,

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And, in football, they have the clip, the hit, the block,

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so that we're not competing with all the football and baseball games.