Of course I'll date her.

I can't just date anyone.

Let Sonny get dressed for his date.

Good heavens, a date with a girl like that is unthinkable.

Tell me, dear, it might be fun to date someone new.

I refuse to date a strange girl just to benefit your economic situation.

Did I hear you say that it's the Clampett girl you're asking Sonny to date?

Jed Clampett is thrilled at the prospect of his daughter having a date with you.

I have never submitted to a blind date before, and I refuse to do it now.

It's sordid!

Oh, it is sordid!

It is sordid!

Now, my precious baby, I know it was wrong of me to marry a common bank president, but I wanted you to have everything, and all I could give you was the heritage of a fine old family.

But it takes money, too, darling.

Money, I hate that word, makes the rich a social equal of us.

Oh, no, Tina.

It could never do that.

I wish you had read the thesis I wrote on economics last week, Money and Why It Is Not Important.

You know, for a boy who's been going to college for 17 years, you haven't learned much.

Melvin, you must not throw it up to Sonny that he keeps going to college.