Junior high, high school, college.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

He can serve his country while his country serves him.

Them double knots lives high on the hog.

This rascal really had himself some high old time.

Well, Jethro here has got into his head he'd like to commence serving what they call his military hitch.

Jethro does set a great store by his diddles.

Hillbilly, that is.

We know there's more education to be got, but Jethro is anxious to commence serving his country now, and Granny's on his side.

Help Jethro to serve his country the best he knows how.

Of course, he can resume his education when he gets out.

For his age, I'll put him up against anybody in the world.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

It's a fella that goes around fighting and loving and saving his country.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Yes, you see, Jethro ain't got his full growth yet, and the more he grows, the more he eats.

This fella spend most of his time fighting and loving and loving and fighting and then loving some more.

I've got to let them out as far as they'll go, and they still hit them halfway up his drumsticks.

So they loaded up a truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Now, Jethro, are you sure joining the Marines is what you want to do?