Oh, hey, Uncle Jed, look at Skipper.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Uncle Jed let me go clean into Los Angeles all by myself and pick it out.

Jed Clampett, ma'am, and this year... And you expect me to believe that you have $25 million?

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

Hillbilly, that is.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly.

Yeah.

To you who are about to graduate, Excelsior.

Sure is heavy for Excelsior.

It is a book, dear boy.

And always remember, books are the ever-burning lamps of accumulated wisdom.

Read and illuminate your mind, because the mind, Jethro, the power to think and to reason, is the most important power that man possesses.

Education is the answer to most of the ills of this world.

And if young people are... Excuse me, Miss Jane, but I kind of think you're dropping your bucket down a dry well.

Are you coming to Jethro's graduation?

Oh, I'd like to.