You know something, Jed?

Look at this, Uncle Jed.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Golly, Uncle Jed, that's a good idea.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Hey, Uncle Jed, it's another one of them big eggs.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Can I play, too?

How do you play it, Pa?

You play it on a diamond.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

They play a game with these things.

You know who I'm playing golf with today?

Well, I got an hour before my play.

Sounds like a game you play in a cave.

And you don't play baseball in a cave, neither.

Don't mind if I do play a little catch.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Hillbilly, that is.

Beverly Hills, puniest greens I ever did see.