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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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you're gonna need to shake things up a little.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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So you want to go in there with no coordination,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Really? And how to do I go about "shaking things up"?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- I'll treat you to a cherry slurpy. - I don't want a cherry slurpy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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If you want to play in this league, you have to make a few changes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- going to do this with you again. - Promise?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Sorry about the squirt thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Great. - Okay, here's the thing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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What about the whole gay thing? Did you even give that a chance?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Yeah, that's what is wrong with it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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She is not coming back to you, pal.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I just wanted to say that I know you were just trying to help,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Yeah, she is a hottie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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I spend all day schlepping from store to store with you,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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All I'm saying is, is that Judith has moved on with her life,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Women get to experiment with their sexuality.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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Then you hold the seats while I go to the men's room,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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You don't, you can stay here with Grandma.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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This may take a while. Don't wait up.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

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- Charlie, what are you having? - Tequila shooters with a beer back.