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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.6s

Never mix tequila and scotch.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

Morning, Uncle Charlie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

Jake, buddy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

Dad said you'd never get up to go to soccer with me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.7s

But I said, he promised. So he was wrong.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

What?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.7s

You know, most of the parents wear shorts and lots of sunscreen,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

but that's another way to go.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Alan, I can't go to a soccer game. I just got home from Vegas.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.8s

You went out last night to return a video.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

I ran into a friend of mine who was getting married at the Bellagio.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

That explains the tuxedo.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4s

No, I think this was for something else entirely.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.9s

I'm sure I'll read about it in the paper.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.9s

I am the Soccer Snack Buddy this week, so I've gotta stop at the grocery store.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.1s

Why don't you ride to the game with Jake when the van gets here?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

I got a better idea.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Why don't I go upstairs, throw up and sleep in my clothes for 12 hours?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.6s

Fine, but if you're not gonna come,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

5s

- you gotta tell Jake yourself. - Fine. He'll understand.