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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Nice girl. Is it serious?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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- Is it a girl? - Hold on.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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In my house!

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Be honest, Alan. You married the first girl

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Charlie, where have you been hiding this girl?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Here? In my supermarket?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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I gotta tell you, Charlie. I think that girl's a keeper.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Sorry. I'm in my game head.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Don't look at my tiles, Alan.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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I did not marry the first girl who slipped me the tongue.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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And I think it might have something to do with my relationship with my mom.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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and take my grandson out for pancakes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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You know what? It is my house.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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When I was pregnant with Charlie, we thought he was gonna be a girl.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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- That sounds swell. - I'll go get my blades.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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It's my friend Wendy. Say hi to Jake, Wendy.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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I get enough of that crap from my mother.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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You played "pie" at your own peril, my friend.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Scrabble eyes, my sweet patootie. He's a tile peeker.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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It's really nice outside. Why don't you wash my car?