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30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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eating a cake with your name on it and making a wish.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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And a skim milk.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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no one ever bothered to throw me a party.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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- And the lady will have... - A dozen assorted.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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and tell her she's a giant asswipe.

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- You already dress like a mom. - And stop.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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But we both know you shouldn't be working at a desk with...

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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And because of my drinking, they're often a surprise.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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His father was a lawyer! And his father's father.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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But who would I celebrate with if y'all were in a car accident?

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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he just freaked out and didn't call me for a week.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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It's a thing. The CW has them.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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And to think I was just calling y'all a bunch of racists.

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Nut up right now, get a job, and help raise that kid.

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But in the movies, it's a good thing.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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Go back home, try to get back with Tim and keep the baby, or...

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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writing jokes for a living, making the world laugh.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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Make a wish, Mr. Jordan. Blow out the candles.

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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It's not the right time for me to have a family, but...

30 Rock (2006) - S03E13 Goodbye, My Friend

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I don't need a birthday. I buy myself all the presents I need.