Nothing but the best for my lady.

Everyone having a good time? Best wedding ever, right? I'm ruined.

Here's the number of my tailor. He can let your wedding dress out.

Stan, can you get rid of this fish corpse floating in my bowl?

Stan! My fanny!

Now you won't have to spend all day making yourself pretty. You can take care of me full time.

It'll take all of my Radisson points. But what am I saving them for?

Honey, please. He's a musicologist. He sees it every day.

Ow! That's my head!

[Groans] My scar's burning.

In some strange way, your blindness is the best thing that has ever happened to us.

# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #

Alzheimer's runs in my family.

Then I go to my hairdresser where I get my roots touched up.

If after 20 years of marriage you can find nothing more to love about me than my looks...

They were on the dashboard of my car for a long time. They are hot to the touch.

This is my emergency wedding kit.

- Just my appearance? - That is correct.

I stopped doing my beauty regimen.

That's okay. I'll just use my napkin.