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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Wonderful. A family breakfast.

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"Dear Charlie, thanks for a wonderful night.

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- That's wonderful. - Wendy's gotta go, Jake.

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But, you know, with a cute ass.

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And sometimes a curse.

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I'm gonna stick with paranoid and nuts, Bob.

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She wants to go to a spinning class with me. What is up with that?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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You see, the problem isn't with who I go out with.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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It's fine with me. Go ask Mr. That's-not-a-word.

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And I think it might have something to do with my relationship with my mom.

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The problem is with me.

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You see, my relationships with women, they come and go.

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Alan, Jake won't play with me.

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- Really? - If it's okay with your father.

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You have to be firm with him.

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That's solid. That's forever. You with me?

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into a relationship.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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Like a fox.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E09 Phase One, Complete

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H- A-T.

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making friends with him to get to me.