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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.9s

Where are you going?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.2s

Everybody warned me not to go out with you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

Dad said you'd never get up to go to soccer with me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

1.4s

So, where are you going?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

Let's go, Dad.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

Turn around. Go ahead.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3s

My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.9s

Thank you, Charlie. Jake, go take a shower.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

but that's another way to go.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.1s

- Why can't they throw rocks? - Go.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

I think she's going through the change.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

Look at the time. Maybe we should get going.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.3s

You showed up late so you could snoop on me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Why don't I go upstairs, throw up and sleep in my clothes for 12 hours?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.7s

You should've thought of that before you taught them to count.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3s

No going in the water, no throwing rocks, and remember,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4.7s

I have to go because, hell, I don't need a reason.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.7s

Like going to a soccer game at 8:00 am on a Saturday?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Alan, I can't go to a soccer game. I just got home from Vegas.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

You had me at goldenrod.