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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I happen to think he's hot.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.2s

I'd like to get to know you, it's not gonna happen on a play date.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Ladies, if you'll excuse me,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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What happened? Did I do something wrong?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3s

Are you happy? I told you to put it down, Ernie.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.6s

Can I stay here next to you where it's safe?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's whether or not you beat the spread.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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But it seems to be working for me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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But I like that you know it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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It's just...

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

4s

I don't even know, how to say it. Appetite.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

It's a shame that Judith didn't appreciate you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

- Yeah. - It's nice.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.5s

do it tonight.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.4s

Get the sand off of it. No. Don't touch it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

3.4s

It's 8-1 out there, and everybody here knows it.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.6s

Have you ever been to Vegas?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.6s

But, yeah. It's a shame.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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He's here and it's Wednesday.