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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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nobody got "creamed. " No one won, no one lost.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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So, which one's yours?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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So, which one's yours?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I made a play date for him with one of the kids from the game.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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- So, who's winning? - No one.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I'm counting to three. One, two...

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Forget him. His brother's the one who's in play.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I'm the one who told you he's in play.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Can't slip one past you, can I?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I ran into a friend of mine who was getting married at the Bellagio.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Everybody out. Watch your heads. One at a time.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I'll tell you one thing, I am not paying for dinner.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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and I don't have time to mess around with you.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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I'm helping Gloria with the soccer league newsletter.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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up until the poison and the stabbing.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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He deserves a break, and I get some quality uncle time with Jake.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Ernie, keep your socks with your shoes.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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- with these divorced soccer moms. - You're right.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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By the way, what are you doing with Jake tomorrow?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And I'll put that in the newsletter.