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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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a farm with lots of land.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And a full house.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and a relationship, and laughing and cuddling and all that shit.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And sarcasm is like a second language to me.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Nothing is ever good enough and it's always our fault.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Yeah, it's like the Land of a Thousand Lakes.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And he was a jerk-off.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And that was a smart movie.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and poor Gandhi is...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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for a while, and she was really a nasty freak.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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A broken heel is a plus.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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like, three-and-a-half hours making...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and put a bullet in my brain.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Just grow a backbone and call her.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I met a girl and she's here with a bachelorette party...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and you are by far our best salesman.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And then I'll give you a couple of mine and that way...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and what you're doing is...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And I know that, and that shit is everywhere.