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The Campaign (2012)

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Because my wife leaves Milky Ways underneath the sofa...

The Campaign (2012)

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-Absolutely. -lt'd do it on its way to church.

The Campaign (2012)

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...that my opponent, Tommy Monahan, may or may not have a vagina.

The Campaign (2012)

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...to introduce my opponent and, uh, my friend, Marty Huggins.

The Campaign (2012)

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-Why? -To make my farts glow.

The Campaign (2012)

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Are you gonna let him talk to our children that way?

The Campaign (2012)

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-You saw it. You all saw it. -Way to go, Marty.

The Campaign (2012)

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And by the way, I know when you were married to Mama...

The Campaign (2012)

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Hammond, or the jewel of the Carolinas, as I like to call it...

The Campaign (2012)

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Get my son to call you Daddy...

The Campaign (2012)

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Congressman, are you taking money to promote Menthol 1 00s or not?

The Campaign (2012)

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Staple my tits to my balls and then do sit-ups. lt hurts.

The Campaign (2012)

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-Mind if I talk to my man here? -Sure.

The Campaign (2012)

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-Please let go of my hand. -I want you to reach down and touch my nuts.

The Campaign (2012)

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My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one!

The Campaign (2012)

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They want me to cut my hair like Katie Couric.

The Campaign (2012)

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Cam Brady was supposed to be on my show tonight...

The Campaign (2012)

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MAN 3: Good question. CAM: First of all, my relationship to God...

The Campaign (2012)

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You get my son to call you Daddy, I fuck your wife.

The Campaign (2012)

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Okay. You're running my campaign. Take this down to the TV station.