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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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When you going to get a car?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Good luck to you, and to you. And I'll give you a call.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my arms?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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for not mentioning in detail that when you pick up a drunk woman...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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when I first met him and I thought you were cute at the store...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And then I'll give you a couple of mine and that way...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and then you call them a bunch of times...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And you could act a little enthused about it.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Could you sing for him and bring him a cake?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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No, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I don't... You know what, I'm a gentleman and I don't...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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There's this and then in a year it's like, "You know...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Good. We're gonna get you a blue shirt and tie, all right?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I was a little reticent to come over and talk to you.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I wasn't very nice to you for the past two-and-a-half years.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Fuck her and then have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday.