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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Happy birthday.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- It's your birthday, too? - No.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Thanks a lot. - Happy birthday, Andy.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- It's his birthday, too. - No, no, no.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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to some stupid-ass birthday party with Jill...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and sing happy birthday for my daughter, please?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Big money!

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- That was so good. What? - That was great. Happy birthday.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Fuck her and then have her send you a check for $12 on your birthday.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Way to sell a big TV.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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you know, he's a big dork...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- It's just so big and thick. - Okay.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and this is like some big, like, hilarious...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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My sister's dick looks big on TV, okay?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Everybody dick looks big on 60-inch TV.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- We had a big fight, just... - Oh, Mom.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want to touch your big, fat noodle...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass, okay?

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Because her hands were as big as André the Giant's.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And then there's the big, "I'm a gay guy now."