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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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And that will focus the brain elsewhere...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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You'll pull my fucking hair out!

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Yeah. Those hairs are pretty deep.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and put a bullet in my brain.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I want vomit in the hair, bruised-up knees.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- Let's shave each other. - I don't think you have any hair.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and then you call them a bunch of times...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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just get you a bunch of these hood rats...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Dude, the floor's the ultimate aphrodisiac.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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- You're doing the nipple. - Not the nipple.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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like the woman from the eBay store.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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I'm the dude with the hot granny.

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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for the price of "on the house."

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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When I look into the eyes of the children and the parents...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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once the integrity of the box gets compromised...

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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Get the fuck out of the road, virgin!

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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# When the moon is in the Seventh House #

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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All the way.

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What the fuck!

The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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In the asshole!