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Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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and before you go, don't forget your copy of The Roving Roe-Ver.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Don't forget to smack it when you turn it on,

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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you don't have to show me anything you don't wanna show me, because...

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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All right, don't forget I'm down here. Watch that pullout, huh?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- Well, listen to you. Thank you. - No, don't thank me, just fuck me.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Look, don't fucking pretend that the other night, you and me, right there,

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I don't want you getting all mushy and gooey on me

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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You don't say.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I'll tell you what, you do that, you don't owe me shit no more.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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A, I don't appreciate you violating the sanctity of my Amazon Wish List page,

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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If you ask me nicely, I will Dutch-rudder you the rest of our lives.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- and it's all because of you. - I don't know. It's just a porno.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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You don't fuck someone you met in the first grade.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I don't know. You guys just looked kind of intimate last night.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Why don't you spring and get a new one?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Have you seen that big blowup picture they have of me?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Please, don't ever say shit-covered to me again.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Telling me to work. What, you think you own me?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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You don't have the rent? Zack, it's your month.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Why you gotta be yelling at me in front of my director?