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Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- Your face. - Yeah. Weird, huh?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- Return of the Brown-Eye. - The Phantom Man-Ass.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I don't think I've seen your face since senior year.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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And I would rather die than be without you, Miriam Linky.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I don't mind. Especially if you spill it on my face.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Oh, but if I start making weird faces or anything during the scene,

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- I don't have a bike. - Be a waiter.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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That's a fuckload of pressure for a director.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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A business decision.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- A producer? - Yeah.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Wait a minute.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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he said he makes a hundred grand a year

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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and he has a jet and a fucking island.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- Give me a better option. - Get a paper route.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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- Jesus, what is that, a rumba? - What's a rumba?

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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What do you think a vibrator is? It's a machine.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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Strictly a business decision. It's a means to an end.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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That's a cute kitty.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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It's a fucking pocket pussy that is shaped like a flashlight

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

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I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGyver.