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Scary Movie 5 (2013)

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I just don't want to make one of these tapes

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if it's something you do with every girl.

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Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one-woman guy.

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Well, I don't want to end up all over the Internet.

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I pride myself on keeping a low profile.

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My private life is private. Hm.

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Wait. I thought you never did this before. What are all these?

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Oh, uh, just some movies I rented.

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Me and Brandy, Missionary?

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A tale of two girls who become nuns.

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Me and Brandy, Doggy?

Scary Movie 5 (2013)

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The sequel. The nuns adopt a chocolate lab.

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What are all those?

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Oh, that's just your standard

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home security setup. Basic run-of-the mill.

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No big deal, nothing too elaborate. Everybody has them.

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And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed?

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In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.

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Now, let's get into bed.

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Let's just make this quick. I have a court hearing in the morning.