This week Tom Dobbs' presidential transition team briefed him on day-to-day activities in the Oval Office.

going into the final 30 days of an election

What a pleasant way to spend the day, huh? Killing your friends?

Campaign during the day, date at night. It's like some weird reality show.

Oh, man.

So, we all saw you in Congress in that outfit the other day - that was quite flattering.

That reception was extraordinary. I will try and be brief, 'cause I know Tuesday's bingo day in Congress.

Oh, no. And ball players don't do steroids, they just wake up one day looking like Mack trucks.

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(man) Yes, sir.

She said she knew what the computer glitch was. Now it'll be a couple of days before we can find out.

why would you test the computer at such limits with so few days left to fix a problem if you found one?

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I was once a healthy man.

To Jack Menken, a man who once said:

(man) From Studio 8H in the Rockefeller Center,

And, uh, you've elected a man as President who is probably the unluckiest man in the world in that area.

(man) On September 2nd something very, very unusual happens.

(man) This is what we got going on today.

(man) We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this breaking news.