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Scary Movie 3 (2003)

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People want human interest stories.

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You did the story on our cop cycles.

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There's a developing story in Middleburg at this hour.

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But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story.

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Our Native American friends. Hey, how are you?

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

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For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell.

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

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They want hard-hitting stories and in-depth coverage and...

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

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We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story.

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"Scary Movie 3"

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Linda's built for two, and she vibrates.

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You damn aliens, let him go!

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The Lakers will win by 12.

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WOMAN ON TV: Day after day...

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The store that one might...

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

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I hate television. It gives me headaches.

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There are so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspace

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because of TV and television, we're losing

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10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to.

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Oh, please.

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"The cow says blank."